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Originalni tekst

[Ice Cube]
Break 'em off somethin
[inhales] Shit..
[exhales] Yo..
Yo.. uhh..

[Verse One]

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my nigga's house paid (what)
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Ice Cube]
Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin about?

Prevod sa japanskog na engleski jezik.

The angular ice] it is broken, the eye ' somethin em which leaves [is sucked] is said every [wa].
[It spits out] Yo. Yo. uhh.

[Poem 1] I don' which obtains the fact that mornin as for wakin you appreciate exactly in God; Just a little strange you know to, but the dog the present way, the smog is not there is no empty barkin and as for momma the cover is not with breakfast was cooked (is ugly) as for me my area insect, didn't You obtained; The call was obtained from the girl you think that the cover of to I would like to dig lastly, (Whassup?)

Me do' As hit, afterwards it is hooked because of that; Thinkin has lived me, another twenty-fo' I finding in regard to cause decrease with me in me, the fact that it goes was obtained if and it hits against the switch, as for me with the red light which is possible to decrease the donkey, you must stop as for my mirror of vision and Lookin and everything of jacker which is not as for me who am without something to say from the gold dialing tone profit, as for her homies and I' which all night are possible to have sexual intercourse; It called; m askin y' Entirely y' Which park, is?; The basketball of all playin? Courthouse and I' Profit do me; Like M.J. which m trouble last week has sexual intercourse, can obtain triple double niggaz of everyway Freakin.

I can' t believed, the good day when it was today (it is every [wa]!)

Didn' which [poem 2] it drives to the pad, hits against the shower; The cause of not obtaining atmospherics from the cowardly person exactly yesterday those idiot me passing the police who tried the fact that blast is applied and them me, flexin which looked at that it rolls just there is no t, didn' nigga' of t; Glance; Way direction I of s moved intersection, $hort Dog' It went; The house of s, those were watchin Yo! As for MTV What' which is hit; S which excretes accidentally?

Vibrating ' em and vibrating ' em and vibrating ' em and vibrating ' As for em ' You roll; As for em of the circle of niggaz me ' You observe at that you break; As for em of 7, seven-eleven and seven-eleven 7 back section do' Lil' Jaw I took cash flow, then as for us bone and I' It did; Being killed with the domino of m yellin, plus Nakaminami L.A. whom I obtain who whom you have known.

The good day when was today (it is every [wa]!)

[Poem 3] the left my nigga' Girl It' tryin which ever since the 12th class which (something) paid the house of s and is picked up has sexual intercourse has met; Sarcasm as for s me me who strike Supersonics jammy drawer and punanny which are felt with the rear end of large fat quality you killed [rekazu] which possesses brewing ones which have chronicity in her her donkey where and my hateful person moves sleeps so deeply and deeply so deeply her who puts approximately one her didn' whom it makes awake; As for t, calling the angular ice the upper gun pad and I' which hesitate; She was driven;

Her donkey dropping where another sip of m coastin rest I who am taken in the tricyclic movement which hits was delightful and solve entirely, today when you chirp next Didn' one like dream of those growing; As for t flashin of the fruit the beam where those are high the helicopter which searches the murder which is seen it is not as for the two of mornin you looked at the light/write of the softball type blimp of Goodyear which obtains Fatburger and as for that, " You read; Ice Cube' pimp" of s.a; But (to be able to obtain) it is drunk, throwin it is not still blowin present me didn' of the half methodological house or my pocket pager; t must use my A.K.. As for me the day when that is good (it is every [wa]!)

The fact that you say that was obtained, [the angular ice] just a little, waiting, the fool of minuteness, the sexual intercourse I' which waits for every this it is [wa] which is stopped;

What; Approximately am thinkin?

P.S.: Ako neko zna šta znači [wa] neka javi.